Se eu tivesse um milhão...

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a house
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich